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POSTAL SHRINE


POSTAL is a series of games by Running with Scissors. I'm really normal about it.

If you have wandered here and don't know what POSTAL is, I warn you now, all of the games are filled with violence and shitty dark humor (if you couldn't tell by the edgy ass decor)! I've seen a lot of people get interested and drop it after it started making offensive jokes, soouz.... beware...

POSTAL stuff I have played / am playing / watched :

Other Stuff :

(I'm going to play POSTAL Redux & Corkscrew Rules soon...)

Bar that says , Do you hate your boss? Do you hate taxes? Do you hate your ex? Do you hate everyone? GO POSTAL Red and black blinkie that says , I REGRET NOTHING Light brown/tan blinkie that says , BUTTSAUCE! Red blinkie that says , I'm going POSTAL! Grey blinkie that says , Postal dude IRL. Edgy ass blinkie (I love it) Blinkie with a yellow smiley face and a cross that says , I luv POSTAL Black blinkie that says, Corkscrew rules!
Stamp with running with scissors logo Stamp with shtopor / corkscrew dude from his main art
button with bullet holes that says , GO POSTAL tm button with bullet holes that says , POSTAL 2 tm
sparkly red text saying , I REGRET NOTHING


gif of plushie Postal 1 Dude

POSTAL is the first game in the series released on September 24, 1997 (My birthday!!!!!! Just 12 years before. lol). Its an isometric top-down shooter.

I really like POSTAL! It's fun, not too difficult to figure out, and the art is very pretty. The controls are very simple and it runs well due to it being a very simple game... and its free !!

My only complaint is the damn achievements. WHAT do you mean I have to fire 1 million fucking bullets.

Achievement Progress

21 / 27 (78%)

Rarest : Sissy , Enable cheats (6.1%) (Why is this the rarest)


POSTAL Dude in straitjacket stamp POSTAL Redux stamp
Blinkie with the POSTAL 1 logo but animated Blinkie with the POSTAL 1 logo Blinkie with the POSTAL 1 logo, a firing gun, and a skull Blinkie with the POSTAL Redux logo red blinkie with POSTAL redux dude that says , Postal Dude Bright red blinkie that says, The Earth is hungry. Blinkie that says , POSTAL fan Blinkie that says , I play POSTAL


gif of plushie Postal 2 Dude

POSTAL 2 is the second game in the series ofc. Unlike POSTAL, this one is a first person shooter, and does not revolve around killing people, but rather completing chores for your bitch wife.

gif of plushie Postal 2 Dude in the gimp suit

This one is my favorite game out of them all. Its actually fun to replay, explore, mess around, pee on people, and it runs very well for me. It also has many difficulties with different features and challenges that I am.... working on... (boy who plays on the easiest difficulties that still needs to get the difficulty based achievements)

Achievement Progress

86 / 89 (96%)

Rarest : Adderall4All , Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (3.1%)

Other Achievements I Am Proud Of

40 Year Old Virgin - Completed the POSTAL 2 game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (3.8%)

My Name Is Jesus - Completed Paradise Lost with no kills (3.1%)


Stamp of the Postal 2 logo stamp of Postal 2 Dude asking an NPC to sign his petition Stamp of Postal 2 dude Stamp of Postal 2 dude in game Stamp of Postal 2 dude & logo Stamp of Postal 2 dude & logo & fire Stamp of Postal 2 dude with a gun & logo Stamp of Postal 2 dude with dying guy! Stamp of Postal 2 dude smiling with a gun! Stamp of X dude saying , I regret nothing Postal 2 Dude face close up stamp
Blinkie with gimp dude saying , I'm here to pick up my normal clothes Black blinkie that says, Hi! Would you like to sign my petition?


gif of plushie Postal 3 Dude

POSTAL 3 is the third game in the series... ofc. Unlike POSTAL AND POSTAL 2, this one is a THIRD person shooter, and is more mission based.

I haven't played very much of this one, only around an hour or two, so I need to play it more. It is quite weird to play, though. The camera and aiming is a little tricky, but I work through it!

Everything bad about this game is tolerable because P3 Dude is the hottest Dude imo. ILY Corey and whoever designed him.

Achievement Progress

1 / 35 (3%)

Rarest : EMO , Injure yourself. (68.3%) (Literally my only achivement LMAO)


Stamp of Postal 3 dude in the main art Stamp of Postal 3 dude Stamp of Postal 3 dude Stamp of Postal 3 dude in a police uniform with text saying , my f/o (fictional other)


gif of plushie Postal 4 Dude

POSTAL 4 is the fourth game in the series... ofc ofc. This one is also in first person and is more like POSTAL 2, with tasks everyday.

I have not finished this one, I honestly think I'm only on Tuesday, I forget... for some reason, this game is kinda tiring to play compared to the others, but its still fun!

Achievement Progress

2 / 23 (8%)

Rarest : Don't forget to wash your hands! , Flush after taking a piss in a toilet. (11.9%)


Stamp of Postal 4 dude sitting & logo Stamp of Postal 4 dude with a gun & logo Stamp of Postal 4 Dude's face from the main art
Light red blinkie that says, no regerts


gif of plushie Postal 5 Dude

POSTAL Brain Damaged is pretty different from the other games, where it is much more like a retro shooter game with bright colors!!

I haven't finished this one either, but I'm much closer to it than the others. I really like this one!! The mechanics are fun and I LOVE the art and animations. Dude is so cute in this game.

I also have this one on Playstation with some different achievements but I am too lazy to check them, these are my Steam stats >3<

Achievement Progress

6 / 32 (18%)

Rarest : TRYHARD , Get 100% on any of the levels. (25.2%)


Stamp of Postal brain damaged dude from the main art Stamp of Postal brain damaged Other dude with text saying , Other Dude Stamp of Postal brain damaged dude injured Stamp of Postal brain damaged Other dude Stamp of Postal brain damaged Other dude in game / pixel-y model Stamp of Postal brain damaged dude that says next to him, Postal Dude (heart) Stamp of Postal brain damaged dude with swirly background Stamp of Postal brain damaged dude putting on his sunglasses Stamp of Postal brain damaged dude with no pants!! Stamp of Postal brain damaged dude dreaming Stamp of Postal Brain Damagegd Dude from the main art


gif of plushie Postal Movie Dude

Ohhh the movie... It is quite interesting. I totally recognize that it's a shitty movie but damn do I love shitty movies (my favorite films are the SHITTIEST of movies). White it is not at all like the games, I like Zack Ward as the Dude! I also liked pointing out references to the games the entire time. I watched this shit with my parents and they heard all of it. (My dad liked the movie)

I'm really bad at giving actual movie reviews so I'll just say I liked it. It has charm that worked on me, but can very understandably not work on like. Any normal person

I almost forgot. I love Uncle Dave *licks screen*

Stamp of Postal movie dude


Headcanons

MY SUPER WOKE POSTAL DUDE HEADCANONS. Wgat if . Instead of a zombie apocalypse it was a woke apocalypse and Postal Dude got infected and turned into Woke dude,.

POSTAL 1997 Dude

I uploaded this to my tumblr yaaah. ^^^

I named him Hunter. From Rick Hunter. Hunter because I don't want him to be a Rick

I see him as both trans and cis, it depends on my mood, along with a lot of characters. I like seeing them as both. Either way, he's genderqueer

He/they bisexual, I feel like he might like it/its i dunno. I also feel like he was bicurious for a while but finally realized he has a preference for men., oooh and that goes with his religious issues yah.

AVPD, depression, schizophrenia, autism

He (along with the other dudes) wears sunglasses everywhere due to light sensitivity & to avoid eye contact more

He has really nice curly hair but it's super matted and looks flat

shed guy SORRY

Gun objectum, only they understand him

I like that one picture someone made of him sitting at a table with guns in the chairs. I think that's him for reals.

Shoots as a hobby, but also listens to music a lot and day dreams

^ listens to A Perfect Circle, TOOL & Crowbar (Im totally not just giving him my music taste hahahaa)

Probably alterhuman ... hehehee

Other BULLSHITTTTT!!

Okay this is literally just me rambling

I really like to think that all the Dudes are the same guy ... I know it is heavily implied that P1 is P2's dad, but I like thinking that P1 is P2 when he was younger with long hair and when he was more edgy. He just got out of the asylum and is Some Guy now.

I also just don't like the idea that P1 is P2's dad ngl ... Unless its those arts with little happy P2 and P1 holding him OMG I fucking love those drawings. Those are very cute. I don't really like anything else. Also bc I like the dynamic when they get shipped together ... 💔



Ships

Scary territory..!!?? I love all Postal Dude ships! My favorites are probably P1 x P3 and P2 x P3, tho. I love P3 nyaaan.

Also my OTP is Postal Dude x Duke Nukem. Ummm I'll find more stuff to rant about later its 10pm heh