The token happy untraumatized oc! Became my comfort sona!! Collie is a ball of sunshine with an empty head. we are literally nothing alike but i love him and hes who i aspire to be (likeable) (social) (a dog)

Being both a border collie and golden retriever, Collie is super outgoing and energetic and seems to have never grown out of his puppy phase. He's basically NEVER tired or quiet. He will NEVER shut up. He's also really kind! He loves everybody as long as they don't suck as a person. Anger is nonexistent to him.

The only people he hates are doctors because they all tell him he "cant eat garlic bread because garlic is bad for him"... like they know him

Also is that extrovert that has a collection of introvert friends. He is somehow a jock, theatre kid, and mildly emo all at once.

Was originally a super emo freaky guy that did garlic bread commercials .... then a scout tf2 oc... now silly

LIKES

garlic bread
fishing , fish
sports
squeaky toys
farm animals
low budget horror movies
flan
sublime, soad, alestorm
WONDERFUL ★ OPPORTUNITY!

DISLIKES

doctors
being alone
formal clothes
most vegetables

TRIVIA

a heater. very warm. blessing during winter
fluent in spanish but his accent is so bad no one can understand him
goes by garlicollie online
his ears are mostly floppy, but once in a blue moon one will stand up...
carries around chewlery / chew toys everywhere
^ will casually destroy one while talking to you
his tail & hackles are naturally white in color, but his hair is naturally brown, which he bleaches a little too often
can identify every type of fish
guilty gear tryhard. mains ky
always falls asleep first at sleepovers
owns a skateboard, has rode it once. hangs it up to look cool
unintentionally herds everyone
loves brainrot
sheds a LOT
has had fleas
grew up in florida, moved to north carolina